God is writing my love story!!

We all have been familiar with “Kaathutrukom”, “Yo mama  so fat”, “Kathukita motha vitha” Memes. Recently a Meme has been trending and it is used so much by single guys to evade the showing off committed people *adhaee than! In neram uugichrupel*

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“God is writing my love story” meme!!

So, I don’t care much if God is currently writing my story or he wrote the story but forgot to update it or will write the story in future. IF he ever think about writing a story for me and finding a good, classy, charming *ahem ahem* Girlfriend/date/wife *I am soo Indian that I may probably get a wife before finding a Girlfriend* He should read this post. He might even ask my yet to be created Girlfriend to read this post before making her fall for me *If I am to write this post for my yet-to-be GF, I should  write that in future impossible tense only*

I assume that God and My varumkalam will be reading this post and I am starting to write how it is to fall in love with most dynamic, versatile, romantic, witty person AND me (People who got this joke can come back to me later for a  chilled 7up**for Honesty!!**)

Okay! I like to tell you *I assumed that my GF is reading it, right?* that when we are in love we are a family. Which means the people who are related to you will get to be my relatives too and vice versa! I don’t say such words, I mean those words. So your dad will become MY UNCLE, your mom will become MY AUNT and your sister will become MY G..*Shit* I mean MY SISTER too.

Due to the influence of many kanda kanda TV shows, movies and books I read, I might have dreamt about having candle light dinner with wine along with my Girlfriend. I might even propose you this plan. But never ever get an idea that I will be at your home with a bottle of wine and corkscrew. Of course we might have dinner*ahh!! Food <3* in the candle light but alcohol? No no! *No other reasons bro! I am shit scary to try that. Na la bottle moodi ah smell panalae “I am stoned” nu status vaikra type baa*

I love watching football and playing too!! I would be glad if you are interested to play. If not,don’t worry! I will introduce you to football on a rainy day on a muddy ground*Ahhhh!*. If you already watch football and you are a Barca Fan then that’s kadavul thandha varam! I you are fan of some other club and if you say CR is awesome, that is also totally fine. But if you say Messi is shit, then CIVIL WAR. Tata bye bye karo then!

You see, I am a great fan of anime and Mangas! To show the depth of my anime love I’ll tell you an incident. When watching final episode of digimon I cried literally *10^th padikracha :P * I was in tears when Ash losses a battle in pokemon. So when we watch senti movies together in our penthouse at the end of a cliff facing sea located in Spain *nambuvom* you will need tissue rolls [and may be for few movies which are not sentimental ;) ]

I am not a great fan of taking my closed ones in the crowded streets say Ranganathan Street. If you insist me to take there for a purchase or take me to any overly crowded mall for purchase, just grab my hands tightt. That will entirely be for making sure that you don’t go missing in the crowd *if any people reading this post thought any other reason than what I mentioned, company porupu illa*

I am super lazy bitch but not for drinking or making coffee. If you ever feel like going out but you find me rolling on the bed like a lazy buffalo just talk to me like kaajal agarwal in Bru ad. I’ll sprung from my bed and take you out anywhere even 50 kms for shopping *and coffee of course *

You never have to worry about cooking even if you are a foodie, as I am a great cook myself *Duh! I believe so* I love to try every cuisine present in this world. I love to travel only to eat. So feel free to stuff or de-stuff my fridge.

Oh God, if you don’t finish my love story soon I’ll make you read another letter like this. Beware! So finish it soon (No, no I am not desperate,I'm just saying :P )