Time travel via Gifts!



You will never know how exasperating it will be, when I don’t get to see this movie, after a week of search for “Humpty sharma ki dulhania”. I don’t have any special reason to watch this movie except for Aliya Bhatt. Seriously I don’t want any other reason other than her. I have got obsessive- compulsive-disorder it seems <3 <3 :P
 (please end my yearning  by giving that movie, if you have :P )

Seri! Back to my business, the novel idea I got now is (I must write a special post for the situations, in which I’m getting the ideas to write posts). Wait! It won’t be that interesting if I say the topic all of a sudden without any beating around the bush (novel la um masala kekrango! Blog la yum masala kekrango! Kali kalam! :P ). Okay let’s assume that you are having five friends in first year of your college (Since I’m a pathetic engineer, let’s consider it as an engineering college). It won’t take much of your unused grey cells to choose a birth day gift for them (If their birth day falls after you have entered the college). Trust me; it won’t be that easy for you to do the same from the next year. Five persons, five different gifts! Boss, money is not even a matter, let it be very minimal but you have to think more than a week to grab a gift. So you must have known now, what will be the next eight hundred words going to torture you.


Till my high school, in order to cover up my laziness in searching the gifts for my friends, I used to get a book for every one (Though they have reading habit or not) the reason I gave for that is, “Machi, Start reading books da, It’s the right time to start reading, that’s why I ‘searched’ a lot and grabbed a book for you”. My virtual-me will laugh the hell out, while uttering these words to them. The fun part is, they found that my reason is authentic and they were very pleased of my love for them ;)



After I entered the college, I modernized the concept of gift-ing. I introduced gift-by-me, which is literally by me. I will consider myself as some “on-the-floor” writer and will take a sheet of paper, write all bloody memories which are mutual, write all the senti stuffs (when they read that after 15-20 years they will sure laugh their souls out) and pin a diary milk with it and thrust in the hands of my lovable amigos!


Not to mention about ‘you-can-not-understand-the-meaning-unless-i-say-it-myself ‘, kind of poems (poem?) about them and torture them to read it. Paavam those people are, with no other go, they used to say “Awesome GB, fantastic one! Thanks a lot!” if not Oxford thesaurus, those works would have been a child’s play.


I don’t know if the birthday gift session in which I’m involved ends up in a comical way or every b’day gift ceremony ends like this goundar’s diag “aarasiyala ithellam sadharananmapa!”



Another memorable gifty moment is, my friends tried to surprise me with a book as gift, they silently placed the book in my cupboard, when I saw that book later I was shocked. Shocked because I found that book in my cupboard of hostel when I actually had that book in my home, Six hundred kilo meters away! Suddenly I heard a loud sound saying “Happy B’day!” Then I realized how I got that book in my cupboard. I thought “Ada paavigla,They have doubled that book and wasted few bucks for the sake of failed surprise!”



This is the problem of getting a book as gift for a book freak! We would never know what books they have come across and what books should we get for them.


If you are so damn bored and want to kill away time, please scroll down few posts and you will find a post about a guy, It is also one of my birth day gifts for a friend :P See, how lazy I’m?


As years pass, you cannot realize, the importance of gifts going towards dusk, If you gift your friend on his b’day in first year, your gift gonna reach him a month after his b’day in final year, for sure!


This doesn’t mean that your friend has forgotten your b’day or taken you for granted. It just show the increase of intimacy. You know what? The true fact is, if you start consider a person as a best of friends, you will even forget that he didn’t gift you on your b’day.


But always, Gift is a gift, it gives a tingle in your heart for sure.


I have heard few philosophies, “I won’t give or get any gifts because they don't mean anything”. Surely clearly it is a lame excuse. Please boss, don’t give that explanation ever.


Gifts conceal a brilliant philosophy.


Those are port keys of memories.


When you are in your early eighties (If you are lucky enough) and you have no other duties to do other than eating and peeing, you go to the store room of your house and open a sixty year old case, you find a hand crafted pen stand given to you by your middle school friend, you take it in your hand (Don't dare to say that you won’t feel anything when you do that!) I would be surprised if you hadn't drenched that stand with your tears.


Gifts don’t portray your status or your ability to spend your money on that; it is just the key to open the memory box which contains love.


 I’m a senti –idiot, as my friend would always say. I collect memories along with objects. I love all the every single gift given to me by my friends. Including the box that contained two brownies which I got as gift on my 19th birth day (Obviously, I ate the brownies before the third minute I had them in my hands)
 I don’t have gifts but I have many port-keys!  

PS: This post is dedicated to my friends, For whom, the birth days are over before a month and I’m still pending with my gifts :P

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